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Misinformation Dissemination 6: Utrum Canada veraciter sit

by Michael Bolin Objection One: It seems that Canada exists. For we see in the world many people that we call Canadians, who seem to be so denominated from their country of origin. Now this would not be so, if that country did not exist; hence the conclusion follows. Objection Two: Again, even among Americans, there are many who ...

The Real Truth – from Don Sumpey (really)

by Don Sumpey Conspiracy theories abound. Don Sumpey is here to give you the latest scoop on the real poop that plagues your tormented mind with endless what ifs and whose behind is the who behind we don’t know what or dare ask. If you learn nothing else in life remember this: just because you’re paranoid doesn’t ...

Nash’s Words Trash the Bird

Regular Grub Street Grackle contributor Ogden "Not Bogdan" Nash has a few choice words for our patron avian: The grackle’s voice is less than mellow, His heart is black, his eye is yellow, He bullies more attractive birds With hoodlum deeds and vulgar words, And should a human interfere, Attacks that human in the rear. I ...

The Jomes Rag and Bone Shop, Limited

by Grubby   If you wanted to listen to Rictor Jomes bare his heart and reveal his secrets, this is not your lucky day. But if you want to hear him dodge questions and prevaricate, you have come to the right place. Last year I had the sad fate of interviewing Mr. Jomes over the telephone, and I am sorry to say that I am now ...